Terms of Use

Effective Date: April 10, 2025
Last Updated: April 10, 2025

Welcome to Shifty Lizard Times (the “Site”), a satirical news publication owned and operated by Williams Lock Service. By accessing or using this Site, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Use (“Terms”). If you do not agree with any part of these Terms, you must not use the Site.

1. Nature of Content

All content published on this Site is satirical in nature and intended for entertainment purposes only. While references may be made to current events, public figures, or organizations, such references are fictitious, exaggerated, or humorous and are not meant to be taken as factual representations.

2. Intellectual Property Rights

All articles, illustrations, graphics, logos, images, and other materials found on this Site are the intellectual property of Shifty Lizard Times unless otherwise noted. Unauthorized reproduction, redistribution, or commercial use of this content is strictly prohibited without prior written consent. You may share content via social media or hyperlink, provided appropriate credit is given and no modifications are made.

3. External Links

The Site may contain links to third-party websites, including advertisers, partner platforms, or satirical references. We are not responsible for the content, accuracy, policies, or practices of any third-party websites or services linked from our pages. Accessing those sites is at your own risk.

4. Disclaimer of Warranties

All content on this site is provided "as is" and "as available" without warranties of any kind, express or implied. We dot not guarantee:

• The accuracy, completeness, or reliability of the content
• That the site will always be accessible or error free
• That any linked content is safe or appropriate

5. Jurisdiction and Governing Law

These Terms shall be governed and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of Michigan, United States, without regard to conflict of law principles. Any disputes arising from the use of this Site shall be subject to the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts located in Michigan.

6. Modifications to Terms

We reserve the right to update or revise these Terms of Use at any time without prior notice. It is your responsibility to review this page periodically for any changes. Continued use of the Site after updates constitutes your acceptance of the modified Terms.

7. Contact Information

If you have any questions regarding these Terms of Use or the practices of this Site, you may contact us at:

Shifty Lizard Times
info@shiftylizardtimes.com