"The View-tastic Victory: Six Women, One Oval Office"

Published 11/5/2028
By Ronin Pickle, Chief Editor

Against All Odds

In an unprecedented twist of political fate, the 2028 U.S. presidential election has gone down in history as the most unconventional—and entertaining—election ever. The ladies of The View, the daytime talk show known for its fiery debates and viral moments, have collectively claimed the presidency.

Yes, all six of them.

Victory's Secret

Their campaign slogan, "If one woman can't get the job, how about six?" resonated with voters across the nation. Leveraging a little-known constitutional loophole, the dynamic sextet ran as a single entity, promising to bring a "panel of perspectives" to the White House. Election night was a spectacle.

As the results rolled in, the nation watched in awe as the View crew swept the electoral map, defeating former President Donald Trump, who was vying for an unprecedented third term. Their victory speech? A live broadcast from their studio, complete with confetti cannons and a surprise performance by Beyoncé.

Vengeance or Estrogence?

The first executive order for the new administration? A nationwide "Ladies' Night" holiday, complete with free wine and karaoke. Their second? Signing the former President to a four year contract to Naked and Afraid. Critics are calling it "the reality TV presidency," but supporters argue that the ladies of The View bring a refreshing dose of authenticity and relatability to politics. As one voter put it, "If they can handle Meghan McCain, they can handle world leaders."